What would you do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

As i awake to a couplesome of mountainous breasts sittin atop of my chest...i would first look around to make sure no one was present...Then i would proceed to slightly get a feel for the situation. After a very thorough evaluation i would lift the top of my boxers up revealing what i had feared....I would then begin to panic at the thought of my falumptious body attracting those of the opposite sex. In my mind I would go over the possible ways to make the best of the situation. Such thoughts as WNBA dominance began to consume me..To be Continued....